The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Meyers, Meyers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.