The Inch-Short Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Meyers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
- Meyers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Meyers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.