The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Meyers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Meyers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Meyers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.