The Hamstring Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Meyers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Meyers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.