The Hamstring Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Meyers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Meyers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Meyers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.