The Phantom Holding Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“The broadcast shows Meyers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Meyers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
82%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Meyers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.