The Hamstring Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Meyers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
91%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Meyers, Meyers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.