The Phantom Flag Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Meyers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Meyers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.