The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Meyers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Meyers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.