The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Meyers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Meyers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.