The Late Scratch Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Meyers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Meyers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.