The Hamstring Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Meyers's stadium. Only over Meyers.
80%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Meyers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.