The Late Scratch Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Meyers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Meyers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.