The Phantom Flag Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Meyers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Meyers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Meyers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.