The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Ref: "Number Meyers, that's a flag." Meyers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Meyers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Meyers was due a breakout.
75%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Meyers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.