The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- The QB looks at Meyers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Meyers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Meyers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.