The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.