The Phantom Flag Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at Coker exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
75%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.