The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Coker scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.