The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coker was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
- Coker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.