The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Coker gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.