The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Coker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Coker, Coker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.