The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- The broadcast shows Coker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Coker, that's a flag." Coker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Coker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.