The Late Scratch Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Ref: "Number Coker, that's a flag." Coker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.