The Snap Count Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“The broadcast shows Coker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Ref: "Number Coker, that's a flag." Coker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.