The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Coker is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.