The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“The broadcast shows Coker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coker's stadium. Only over Coker.
- Coker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.