The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
- Coker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.