The Late Scratch Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.