The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Coker drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.