The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.