The Dropped Pass Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coker gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
89%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.