The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Coker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coker's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coker was due a breakout.
89%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.