The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- The broadcast shows Coker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Coker gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
81%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.