The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- The broadcast shows Coker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Coker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.