The Phantom Flag Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Ref: "Number Coker, that's a flag." Coker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Coker gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
83%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.