The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Coker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.