The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The QB looks at Coker exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Coker, Coker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.