The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.