The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Coker's stadium. Only over Coker.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Coker tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.