The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coker was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.