The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Ref: "Number Coker, that's a flag." Coker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Coker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.