The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Ref: "Number Nailor, that's a flag." Nailor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nailor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.