The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Nailor gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nailor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.