The Late Scratch Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“The broadcast shows Nailor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Nailor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nailor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.