The Phantom Holding Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Nailor is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nailor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.