The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Nailor's stadium. Only over Nailor.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nailor was due a breakout.
- A mysterious flag erases Nailor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nailor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.