The Butter-Finger Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nailor was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nailor's stadium. Only over Nailor.
- Nailor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Nailor, Nailor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.