The Dropped Pass Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“The broadcast shows Nailor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nailor was due a breakout.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nailor's stadium. Only over Nailor.
90%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nailor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.