The Phantom Flag Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Nailor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Nailor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.